splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat, via insomniatasteslikecottoncandy)

justtouchedawkwardly:

it’s just the little things like this that restore my faith in humanity

(via homyglad)

lebanesesqueeze:

mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

postracialcomments:

fatgirlopinions:

sapphirelillies:

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

THIS IS SOME GRADE-A BULLSHIT. GRAPES COST TYPICALLY $2-$3 A POUND, SO THAT LOOKS LIKE ABOUT $6 WORTH OF GRAPES, PINEAPPLES ARE ABOUT $3-$5 DEPENDING ON THE TIME OF YEAR, RASBERRIES COST ABOUT $3 A CONTAINER, PLUS THE NUTS WHICH WERE A $1, AND THE DRINK PROB COST $2.Now, lets do some math…………… 6+3+3+1+2=15.
Morons. Try again. 

Ummmm food does not cost the same across the US and stop using ableist slurs jfc

^^^^

Acting like 15 dollars ain’t a lot I can eat fast food for like 3 days on $15

I’ve survived off of 15 dollars on fast food for two weeks not because I wanted to, I fucking had to.

lebanesesqueeze:

mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

postracialcomments:

fatgirlopinions:

sapphirelillies:

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

THIS IS SOME GRADE-A BULLSHIT. GRAPES COST TYPICALLY $2-$3 A POUND, SO THAT LOOKS LIKE ABOUT $6 WORTH OF GRAPES, PINEAPPLES ARE ABOUT $3-$5 DEPENDING ON THE TIME OF YEAR, RASBERRIES COST ABOUT $3 A CONTAINER, PLUS THE NUTS WHICH WERE A $1, AND THE DRINK PROB COST $2.
Now, lets do some math…………… 6+3+3+1+2=15.

Morons. Try again. 

Ummmm food does not cost the same across the US and stop using ableist slurs jfc

^^^^

Acting like 15 dollars ain’t a lot I can eat fast food for like 3 days on $15

I’ve survived off of 15 dollars on fast food for two weeks not because I wanted to, I fucking had to.

(via cuttlecollector)

crunchier:

trying to do your homework and being on tumblr at the same timeimage

(via wejumpedoutawindow)

feliscorvus:

starry-eyed-wolfchild:

Bee Hotels for Solitary Bees

You may be wondering what bees need a hotel for, when they make their own hives. The truth is that many species of bees are solitary – the do not live in hives but instead construct their own nest. The main reason for this is because in these species every female is fertile and this would not make for comfortable communal living in a hive.

(Source: arkinspace.com, via cuttlecollector)

blackcollarcitizen:

Me: OMGF IT’S ALMOST TIME FOR HALLOW…

Stores: image

(via weird-otaku-chick-with-no-life)

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

(Source: exeggcute, via cuttlecollector)

grrootling:

obiwankabrodie:

shotshotshotshotshotshots:

thewellofmyself:

if your mental health is ruining your education and you know it clap your hands

*CLAP CLAP*

if your education is ruining your mental health and you know it clap your hands

*CLAP CLAP*

If your education’s sketchy, and your life is kind of shitty
If the current state of things is a little fucked up, clap your hands.

*clap clap*

*CLAPS AGGRESSIVELY* 

(via weird-otaku-chick-with-no-life)

vegraptor:

colonelswag:

i don’t know why i laughed so hard but

buT NO THATS LITERALLY ESSENTIALLY WHAT HE DID

vegraptor:

colonelswag:

i don’t know why i laughed so hard but

buT NO THATS LITERALLY ESSENTIALLY WHAT HE DID

(via weird-otaku-chick-with-no-life)

mspaintadventuring:

i want there to be a really awesome rebellious “strong and silent” anime character and later it is revealed that it’s not that they’re mysterious or cool tHEY JUST DON’T SPEAK A WORD OF JAPANESE AND THEY HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA WHAT ANYONE IS SAYING

(Source: willurl, via weird-otaku-chick-with-no-life)

8isexual8itch:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theincredibleelastigirl:

the-man-and-the-mouse:

even the princesses fangirl over peter
except aurora 
that bitch be faithful

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

Goddamn.Phillip could get the business.

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

8isexual8itch:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theincredibleelastigirl:

the-man-and-the-mouse:

even the princesses fangirl over peter

except aurora 

that bitch be faithful

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

Goddamn.
Phillip could get the business.

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

(Source: d-sneyprincess, via weird-otaku-chick-with-no-life)

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

i’m just saying.

disney parks could REALLY benefit from a tiana’s place restaurant.

(Source: hecallsmepineappleprincess, via wejumpedoutawindow)

liquidglue:

I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

(via cuttlecollector)

brainbabe:

"mumblemumblemumble computers….grumblegrumblegrumble PC"

[x]

(via achievement-hunter-fan)

99percentinvisible:

The British Library georeferencing project places old maps (dating back  to the 16th century), on top of Google Maps to compare perceptions from different times.

99percentinvisible:

The British Library georeferencing project places old maps (dating back  to the 16th century), on top of Google Maps to compare perceptions from different times.