cakeandrevolution:

murikunt:

college students, Bigwords.com is a conventient sort of search site that rifles through all sorts of online stores and ads looking for the text books you need, newest edition, you can look specifically for used books or ones with a buyback program, and stuff. and can be a lot cheaper, saved me $400 one semester

Can we amplify this a little please? I’m sure some of my followers could use this resource. Spread it around friends.

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another-cloudy-day:

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

One of my favorite celebrity interviews ever.

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vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

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moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

image

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dirtyberd:

johnnybee:

This made me mist up a little.

Big pups being friends to human kids.

MY HEART

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thatsickbeat:

reckless-lovee:

100% agree with this but like 90% of her songs involve her putting down other girls..

wow!!! okay!!! lets go through ALL of her released songs since you are unable to listen to anything on her album besides her popular/most criticized songs

debut album: taylor swift:

  • tim mcgraw: she doesn’t reference another person in this song besides the two people in a relationship
  • picture to burn: no other girl is referenced in this song
  • teardrops on my guitar: clearly she doesn’t tear the other girl down, she is jealous of how her male friend has a girlfriend and wishes it was her instead, she never puts the girl down in a negative way
  • a place in this world: no other girl is referenced in this song
  • cold as you: this song is about how horrible the male was to her while they were in the relationship, no girl is referenced in this song
  • the outside: no girl is referenced in this song
  • tied together with a smile: about a friend who struggled with bulimia, no tearing down at all in this song
  • stay beautiful: no other girl is referenced in this song
  • should’ve said no: ok so there is a female referenced in this song, but only because of what the male chose to do and cheat on her, so she is NOT blaming the female for the males wrong-doing, so no shaming
  • mary’s song: about two people who have been in a relationship for their entire lives, and no female tearing down here
  • our song: no other girl is referenced in this song

0 songs having girl shaming from this album, next album

fearless

  • fearless: no female tearing down, clearly about a relationship between TWO people and how she is head over heels because this is something that’s she’s dreamt of her whole life
  • fifteen: the only reference to another girl/woman in this song is “laughing at the other girls who think they’re so cool” but its not shaming because she knows that she is not in the “cool” crowd and not tearing them down, only saying that they are the cool people at school and she and her friend aren’t, she explains in the song about how shes trying to find herself and what she must do and how “but in your life you’ll do things greater than dating the boy on the football team”
  • love story: no other girl is referenced in this song (inspired by the story romeo and juliet)
  • hey stephen: not a girl tearing down song, she clearly says “well all those other girls are beautiful, but would they write a song for you” so thats not tearing down?
  • white horse: no other girl is referenced in this song
  • you belong with me: since this is the song that EVERYONE complains about, but all she says is that “she wears short skirts, i wear t-shirts, she’s cheer captain and im on the bleachers” shes clearly saying that she isn’t the males “type” and that there are many things that would detract the male from seeing her as someone he might like, and that the other girl is someone who is more attractive on the outside than taylor. i understand the video expresses a “angel/devil” thing, so i get the girl tearing down part there
  • breathe: about her friend who isn’t there anymore and she needs to accept that but she doesn’t know how, no shaming here
  • tell me why: no girl is referenced in this song
  • you’re not sorry: no girl is referenced in this song
  • the way i loved you: no girl is referenced in this song
  • forever & always: about joe jonas who, everyone knows, he broke up with her over a VERY short conversation on the phone, so no girl shaming
  • the best day: about her mom and how she thanks her from day 1 that she’s been there through everything to help her and guide her through whatever dreams that she’s wishes to do in life
  • change: about her record label, no girl shaming here

new total: 1

speak now

  • mine: no other woman is referenced in this song, only about a relationship between two people
  • sparks fly: no girl is referenced in this song
  • back to december: no girl is referenced in this song, only about her and her relationship with taylor lautner of how it’s HER FAULT that she ended the relationship with him and how she wish she could go back and change her mind
  • speak now: not even about her, it’s allegedly about hayley williams and how she liked someone but was afraid to tell the person because he was getting married, but she is referencing a girl and “shaming her” by saying that she is getting married to the person she likes and is constantly complaining about her outfit, personality, etc. ok, i understand this song is girl shaming
  • dear john: about john mayer and how he treated her badly while they were in a relationship, there is no shaming to a woman in this song, only that the other women that he dated and how he mentally abused them in a way “All the girls that you’ve run dry have tired lifeless eyes”
  • mean: about a man who is a music critic who said that taylor can’t sing, there is no girl shaming in this song
  • the story of us: about a relationship, no girl shaming here
  • never grow up: no girl shaming; about her brother and herself explaining that she wishes she’d never grown up and wishes she was still a child
  • enchanted: no girl shaming
  • better than revenge: “shes better known for what she does on the mattress” is girl shaming considering that shes degrading her for saying she is only known for sex, ok
  • innocent: about kanye west, not a tearing down song at all, and last time i checked, he’s not a woman? 
  • haunted: no other girl is referenced in this song
  • last kiss: no other girl is referenced in this song
  • long live: about her band and her fans, no shaming is in this song

0 + 1 + 2 = 3 songs in total, next album

red:

  • state of grace: no other girl is referenced in this song
  • red: no other girl is referenced in this song
  • treacherous: once again, no other girl is referenced in this song
  • i knew you were trouble: the only part of thing song is when she sings “and you never loved me, or her, or anyone, or anything” and thats not shaming her, she’s just saying shes in the same place as those other people because she was foolish since she new this was a bad sign from the beginning but she dated the person anyway knowing his past with his relationships
  • all too well: no other girl is referenced in this song; only reminiscing on a relationship that she had
  • 22: no other girl is referenced in this song
  • i almost do: no other girl is referenced in this song
  • we are never ever getting back together: no other girl is referenced in this song, only about her relationship with someone else and how they are clearly never getting back together
  • stay stay stay: no other girl is referenced in this song
  • the last time: no other girl is referenced in this song
  • holy ground: no other girl is referenced in this song
  • sad beautiful tragic: no other girl is referenced in this song
  • the lucky one: not about a relationship, only about how traumatic it is mentally being in the limelight
  • everything has changed: no other girl is referenced in this song
  • starlight: no other girl is referenced in this song
  • begin again: no other girl is referenced in this song

no new songs added from ‘red’, so the total is the same at 3

lets go over the numbers, shall we?

album 1: taylor swift

  1. tim mcgraw girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  2. picture to burn: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  3. teardrops on my guitar: girl referenced: 1 shaming: 0
  4. a place in this world: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  5. cold as you: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  6. the outside: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  7. ttwas: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  8. stay beautiful: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  9. shoulve said no:  girl referenced: 1 shaming: 0
  10. marys song: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  11. our song: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0

album 2: fearless

  1. fearless: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  2. fifteen: girl referenced: 1 shaming: 0
  3. love story: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  4. hey stephen: girl referenced: 1 shaming: 0
  5. white horse: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  6. you belong with me: girl referenced: 1 shaming: 1
  7. breathe: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  8. tell me why: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  9. you’re not sorry: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  10. the way i loved you: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  11. forever & always: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  12. the best day: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  13. change: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0

album 3: speak now

  1. mine: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  2. sparks fly: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  3. back to december: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  4. speak now: girl referenced: 1 shaming: 1
  5. dear john: girl referenced: 1 shaming: 0
  6. mean: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  7. the story of us: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  8. never grow up: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  9. enchanted: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  10. better than revenge: girl referenced: 1 shaming: 1
  11. innocent: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  12. haunted: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  13. last kiss: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  14. long live: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0

album 4: red

  1. state of grace: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  2. red: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  3. treacherous: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  4. i knew you were trouble: girl referenced: 1 shaming: 0
  5. all too well: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  6. 22: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  7. i almost do: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  8. we are never ever getting back together: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  9. stay stay stay: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  10. the last time: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  11. holy ground: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  12. sad beautiful tragic: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  13. the lucky one: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  14. everything had changed: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  15. starlight: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0
  16. begin again: girl referenced: 0 girl shaming: 0

if you didn’t want to read all of that, i added it all up for you:

total girl referenced: 9
total girl shaming: 3

so clearly, 3 songs out of 54 released songs are shaming women, and thats no where near 90, thats exactly 5.56%. all of the songs that are shaming women are from the time that she didn’t understand feminism. wow you must be really bad at math or your facts are wrong…

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opalinebaby:

forgetpolitics:

Love how all the POC look 1000% done with this shit.

it’s that time of year again

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lucasbieneke:

never i repeat never put on time warp at a party unless you want the theatre kids to destroy your house

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When your favorite character is the villain


teenagemonty-rotg:

k3utommy:

omg i see my phone differently now

teenagemonty-rotg:

k3utommy:

omg i see my phone differently now

image

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luke-ruinedme:

wankingatthedisco:

HERE’S A LESSON ON CONCERT ETIQUETTE 

  • if you dont like the opening band/artist DONT BOO just nod your head a long. dont be rude
  • if someone is trying to leave the crowd fucking let them out. they could be hurt/about to pass out/etc.
  • that’s literally it just dont be an uber asshat ok thanks continue on

DONT TALK THROUGH ACOUSTIC SONGS

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

zohbugg:

justamerplwithabox:

vivelafat:

prokopetz:

officialdeadparrot:

grellholmes:

elsajeni:

gunslingerannie:

justtkeepcalmm:

dean-and-his-pie:

fororchestra:

musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band post 
Everyone else go home

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit

this post just kept getting better and better

This is my favorite post and always will be.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

zohbugg:

justamerplwithabox:

vivelafat:

prokopetz:

officialdeadparrot:

grellholmes:

elsajeni:

gunslingerannie:

justtkeepcalmm:

dean-and-his-pie:

fororchestra:

musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”

And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:

[stifled giggling]

[reeeeeeally deep breath]

[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]

The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.

In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”

FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band post 

Everyone else go home

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

image

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

image

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit

this post just kept getting better and better

This is my favorite post and always will be.

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izzydoodledump:

Alex, Clover, and Sam!

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tyrianterror:

roachpatrol:

nearly-headless-horseman:

totalnerd666:

her-my-oh-ne:

#can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known people #and Harry’s there just like “say something I dare you” #and if you look at her face, you can see the actual hesitation and somewhat fear of what will happen next after telling of her parents occupation #Harry truly is acting like Hermione’s big brother, which I absolutely love #i just adore this scene

I love that Neville looks genuinely interested in what hermione’s talking about.

Harry: I wish a motherfucka would talk shit right now
Say something, make my day
Das right

Nevile looks like he’s just made a private mental note in flaming red ink: WHATEVER THE HELL A DENTIST IS, DON’T MESS WITH ONE. 

            

Including tags because oh my fucking god.

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thatsonofamitch:

deinoes:

queer-joanwatson:

alivechihiro:

hydrogyne:

"noot noot" factiod actually just statistical error. nice legs daisy dukes makes ah yes, the scalene triangle. it’s a metaphor. you put the outlier between your teeth but you very bark much meme

not all 9000 barrel rolls

but if those metaphors are so accepting, why is it that i, from bird school,

with equius

image

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